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| Welcome |
--- True Norwegian White Trash ---
You have now entered the filthy home of Los Mongos! Those who are poofs, winedrinkers, purse-wielding four-eyes, wears corduroy or knows how to play the game of backgammon shalt not enter but piss off to the bottomless pits of damnation where thy shalt forever be banged in the butt by a horde of wild gypsies. If you however are a proud, beerdrinking, tattooed, peoplehating bastard son of a bastard son and roll your own cigarettes we bid thee welcome! 
They came, they saw, they drank the place dry, smashed everything and left.
They were not asked to come back.
Ever.
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| Menn med håndvesker |
http://www.vgtv.no/player/?id=20811
Los Mongos registrerer til sin forskrekkelse at Norges største avis
nærmest oppfordrer menn til å spjåke seg ut med håndvesker. De har
offentligjort en vederstyggelig videosnutt der man kan observere en
bande med seksuelt forvirrede gutter som vrikker og vrinsker seg rundt
iført rosa skjorter, pelskåper og andre underlige gevanter. |
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| Shoutbox |
| We've decided to make the shoutbox public, scream your lungs out. Updated: As the shoutbox is full of spam already I'm sorry to inform you that you'll have to register to use it again. It's not that difficult though. |
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| Vicious attack |
A little while ago your favourite band Los Mongos was attacked by an unknown group. While in their rehearsal room unknown individuals threw a plant we've been told is called Heather at the door.
It's not been confirmed who's responsible, but members of the gay community have claimed they did it, although this is not likely, simply because lifting and throwing things requires some masculinity. This has caused members of the feminist movement to be the most likely suspects.
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| Webpage updated |
| We've done some minor database updates on our page, nothing you should notice though. If something isn't working as it should, send us a mail, or use the "Contact us" form in the left menu. We've also had to change the security of the "Contact us" form, you are now required to type a simple code to be able to use it, as always because of fucking spammers. |
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| Caps! |
 Now you can order your own Los Mongos trailer caps! With this cheap looking and ugly thing on your head you are guaranteed some negative attention. Us the contact form on the left to place your orders. |
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| User registration |
| Since we've had some problems with a couple of spam users being registered here we've had to change our registration policy. You now have to verify your membership via your e-mail address. We won't use it to send you anything unless you ask us to though so it's completly safe. |
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| New Los Mongos review and new links category |
musiq.no has reviewed our demo, read it all here. It's in norwegian and without any pictures so theres not even anything to jerk of to for our poor foreign visitors, sorry about that.
Since musiq.no wrote a couple of things that wasn't true, they had to print an apology, read it here.
Hoping that there will be more reviews printed somewhere we've added a new link catagory for that purpose.
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| Add your own stupid links |
I've added a new links category for you dickheads so now you can submit your own stupid ass dumb shite links and everybody can go laugh at your ugly pics and whatever you have there.
Note that you have to register to submit shit, but when you have you can submit pictures and links and whatever you fucking desire + you can download some songs and look at pics that is only available for members.
If you find it hard to fill in the registration just ask your mother or that nice guy that changes your diapers to help you. Now fucking register! |
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| How people end up on this page |
I've checked our statisics and looked at the search words you've been using to get here, and I must say I'm impressed by you. For those of you who searched for "mongo free porn" I hope you're not too disappointed. Some of you are obviously looking for "gallery of retards", hope you're satisfied, you may also look forward to more pictures of the retards in Los Mongos and their retarded fans later, use the contact form on the left and we'll mail you when we've updated the galleries. Those of you who searched for "fucking mongos" may contact us if your tits are big and you don't have a dick.
I've also checked the countries our visitors comes from, of course most of you come from Norway and USA. I'm quite impressed to see that the chinese censorship allows this kind of entertainment, you're on third place at the moment! |
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| Mer enn tre rist er ronk |
Jeg leste meg opp litt på den famøse ronkesaken og ser at Johnsen mener han kun bedrev urinering på Torgallmenningen. Politiet er dog av en annen mening og er det noen som har greie på ronking så tror jeg det er lovens lange arm.
Men dette gjør det enda mer uforståelig at herr Johnsen ikke velger å stå fram. Offentlig urinering er en forseelse som jeg vil tro omtrent alle med hår på ballene har gjort seg skyldig i en eller annen gang og det burde ikke være noen stor skam å innrømme dette. Selv et respektabelt orkester som Los Mongos har faktisk medlemmer som har blitt tilsnakket av politiet når de har latt vannet i friluft. Til og med i Bergen. Vi fikk dog ikke bot, noe som antagelig skyldes vårt gode humør og vinnende vesen, dessuten lot vi være å dra snabben frem igjen noe som kan være et knep å ta med seg. |
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| Los Mongos reviewed |
| heavymetal.no has reviewed our demo. For those of you who understand norwegian and know how to read check out the review here. |
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